stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(via janimfriday)
"Z O E A N N A"
food and music. that's my thing.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
(via thatgirlsamm)
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
(via thatgirlsamm)
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
(via lifeasagayteenager)
don’t mock people when they stutter (◕‿◕✿)
even in an argument because maybe they just can’t sort things out in their mind fast enough to say out loud (◕‿◕✿)
it doesn’t make you seem like you’re winning the argument (◕‿◕✿)
it just makes you an asshole (◡‿◡✿)
(via forever-bifuri0us)
