justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(via janimfriday)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

(via thatgirlsamm)

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

(via thatgirlsamm)

spookypepper:

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my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

(via lifeasagayteenager)

homobot:

don’t mock people when they stutter (◕‿◕✿)

even in an argument because maybe they just can’t sort things out in their mind fast enough to say out loud (◕‿◕✿)

it doesn’t make you seem like you’re winning the argument (◕‿◕✿)

it just makes you an asshole (◡‿◡✿)

(via forever-bifuri0us)